Can we stop using the term 'fun-run' please? Personally, 'run so your fat ass doesn't have a heart attack or stroke out on loved ones' has more of an impact. Here are three things I will never do.
1. Smoke Crack
2. Purposely smash my man-bag with a sledge hammer
3. describe any form of running any particular distance as 'fun'
If running was fun there would be treadmills in bars. I've never been out on a Saturday night and overheard someone say, "Shit, they don't have anything to run on in here!" Darts, drinks, pool, live bands, bags, or a 5K run...HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, WHAT TO DO? If running was fun there would be no D.U.I.'s because we would all just run home from the bar.
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