The Wonder Years

As a person who has lived my adult life hopping back and forth over the poverty line, I have spent A LOT of time day dreaming about being rich.  I've spent a lot of time planning what to do with the piles of cash and the pools of gold coins that fill my 'Scrooge McDuck' like vault that doesn't exist.  What to do, what to do?  After years of contemplation I have decided on my first purchase.  I believe the best thing to do would with a little chunk of that change would be...to hire actor Daniel Stern to follow me around everywhere I go.  If you don't know him by name, he is best known for his role in the 'City Slickers' movies or as his role as a burglar aside Joe Pesci in the 'Home Alone' Movies.  What you may not know is that Mr. Stern was also the first person narrator of Kevin Arnold on 'Wonder Years'.  The first thing I would do is put him on salary to be my new and improved shadow, while at the same time speaking out loud life changing realizations in a first person account as myself.  I am of the belief that life has been shit without him doing my life narration, without even knowing it has been shitty in his absence.  To prove my point take this simple fact into account.  'The Wonder Years' is a great show.  It always was and always will be. If you take Daniel Stern out of the picture the show (my life) sucks.  If you remove the narration, as pointed out by 'The Rejection Show,' the T.V. series is simply 95% people staring at each other...and that sucks.